i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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