yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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