Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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