so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
