I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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