i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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