what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
this hospital has no fireball
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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