You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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