and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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