why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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