I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Damn victory sex feels great
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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