My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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