GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The beer is more important than you right now.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
i think im in europe. pls send help
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Randomize
