K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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