Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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