terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
