Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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