Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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