So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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