Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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