And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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