did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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