the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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