Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
how drunk are you?
Several
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
