We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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