We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
