Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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