The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
50% drunk capacity currently
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
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