Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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