oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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