"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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