I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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