dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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