I want to walk on stilts...naked
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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