Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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