It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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