But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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