try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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