That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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