I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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