i was rollin on her like bob the builder
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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