walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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