Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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