we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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