i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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