Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Randomize
