We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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