Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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