due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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