just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Holy sore nipples Batman
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Randomize
