i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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